My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.
This is a messed up world we live in; long lines at 7/11, people who wear sandals with socks, too many flavors of Mountain Dew, genocide, gas prices, men who refuse to eat ass. I mean when will it end.
but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically